"Thank you for that fine forensic analysis Mr. Bodine."

"Of course, the experience was… somewhat different.”

(Source: rendellstreet, via jackbarakat)

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

(via girls-andanch0rs)

orchid-breath:

124:

there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

oH mYGOD

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via vulthusore)

high-landers:

When you smell the dank in public and don’t know from where.image

(via blaze-it-fagg0t)

splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

(Source: kverke, via bastille)

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